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lol1409

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Bookstore, tofu and puppy hunter. End Speciesism. (📍 Bangalore )

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photo of Herbi Chocolate Chip Cookie shared by @lol1409 on  30 Jul 2022 - review
VEGAN

Herbi

Edible freebies are the best. Soft. Pretty good.
Unlike most other #cookies, it decided to #ditchdairy, having realised that it was not a calf. Smart cookie.

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whatthefuck A big cookie 🍪 is the perfect with a big coffee ☕️ 🥰3 likesReply
sunshineyum Smart 🍪 like you! 3 likesReply
lol1409 Haha, I'm not so sure but thank you! I'm a vegan cookie at the very least though.3 likesReply
veghui Yeeee1 likeReply
maryanarch Are you ok ???? I miss you and your writings. More than 3 weeks… so long Reply
arjun04 I want to have full box of these cookies again 😁Reply
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photo of Herbi Pesto Grilled Mushroom Wrap shared by @lol1409 on  29 Jul 2022 - review
VEGAN

Herbi

Juicy innards, pesto bomb. Couldn't taste much else. Needs more spice, couldn't taste any hot sauce at all.
The classic fried seitan wrap was great. The review will have to wait until dining in the dark is swapped for something more

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whatthefuck Dying for it Reply
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photo of Soya Rich Tofu shared by @lol1409 on  29 Jul 2022 - review
VEGAN

Soya Rich

Surprisingly good for an off-the-shelf brand.
Also surprising - no images of happy/laughing/winking soybeans on the cover, unlike all the dairy cheese next to it.

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flouredfingers Haha I'd probably buy tofu with a soybean winking at me 😁😉5 likesReply
lol1409 Taking GMO to the next level 👁️4 likesReply
sugarfreesammy Hahaha 🤣 1 likeReply
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photo of Habibi Falafel Falafel Plate shared by @lol1409 on  28 Jul 2022 - review

I've reviewed this before, but that was the whole wheat option and this is not, because none of us want to live forever. Tasted better, too. Win-win.
Bland salad.

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sunshineyum Who wants to live forever? #queen #freddymercury #commonsense #abillionlove 2 likesReply
tamiapple 😂Reply
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photo of Charlie Chaplin LaVegano Chocolate Chunk Brownie shared by @lol1409 on  27 Jul 2022 - reviewphoto of Charlie Chaplin LaVegano Chocolate Chunk Brownie shared by @lol1409 on  27 Jul 2022 - review

Death by plastic (and chocolate and sugar).
If you have a wimpy sweet tooth, it may just fall out. Fortunately, I only had to contend with chocolate chunks but jeez, take it easy on the sugar.

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photo of MITTI Cafe Fibre Rich Green Burrito Wrap shared by @lol1409 on  26 Jul 2022 - review

I was wrong earlier, this really is the final post.
Nothing like the description - "spinach roti, refried beans, salad, cheese, salsa". I only remember a mouthful of potatoes. Seems like the filling was mixed up with another more

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photo of MITTI Cafe Enerjuvate Special shared by @lol1409 on  25 Jul 2022 - review

The final nail in the coffin. Really. You could use the multigrain base to hammer some sense into the person who ordered this. An endurance test for the teeth and tastebuds. It was extremely hard to chew, both physically more

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helena12345 🤣😂😂Reply
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photo of MITTI Cafe Sandwizza shared by @lol1409 on  25 Jul 2022 - review

An edible abomination. *Far* from the worst thing at the table, but I definitely wouldn't order it myself.
"Pita bread, marinara sauce, jalapeno, corn, olive, cheese"
Creepy cheese. Good for the masses, I suppose.
I don't more

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valeveg75 looks delicious 😋😋😋💯2 likesReply
totoro Hahaha it seems like you really enjoyed the restaurant 😂😂 4 likesReply
lol1409 Oh yeah! They took us on a ride through the palate pleasure spectrum. 3 likesReply
totoro 😂😂😂2 likesReply
sanleeping I'm with you on vegan cheese makes me gag. Dairy is repulsive 2 likesReply
lol1409 Rancid secretions 🤢 🧀2 likesReply
pranav546 Uh oh1 likeReply
sunshineyum Hard to verify that there's no dairy in vegan cheese? 1 likeReply
lol1409 When you can't check the packaging or trust a business too much, it's always just someone's word for it. And sometimes it bites. 1 likeReply
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photo of MITTI Cafe Thukpa shared by @lol1409 on  24 Jul 2022 - review

A few fragile finger millet noodles at the bottom. Pretty awful, if you ask me.
I will ram this boat if I encounter it again.

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whatthefuck I can’t stop laughing 😂 4 likesReply
whatthefuck In the Greek and Roman religion, Charon was the ferryman of Hades: he carried the new dead from one bank of the Acheron river to the other. I think he used a boat like that. 🤭😬😬😬❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️3 likesReply
lol1409 Then the contents of this particular boat was the river Styx. 4 likesReply
maryanarch 🤣 🤣 🤣 I love you, you make me laugh so much 🤣 🤣 🤣 2 likesReply
lol1409 Thank you. I'm glad. Even if I'm the punchline. 🛶1 likeReply
vforvegan 😂😂😂😂2 likesReply
irene80 🤣🤣🤣2 likesReply
arjun04 I seriously thought when I saw this it looks like boat so will it float. It might have if I kept in front of because of the tears due to spicy flavour.2 likesReply
lol1409 I couldn't find any spice at all, but maybe that's because I just had a sip of the broth. But damn, that sounds eye-watering. 1 likeReply
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photo of MITTI Cafe Mexican Buddha Bowl shared by @lol1409 on  24 Jul 2022 - review

Pretty good, but it used to be much better. And they certainly take their time making it. Could use a lot more spice, the millets and tofu were bland. Cashew mayo's vegan by default but one can opt for paneer if they are more

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andreadal I like the wooden serving dish 4 likesReply
maryanarch Indeed 👍🏿 👍🏿 👍🏿 4 likesReply
brtjohns When you're done you can use it as a canoe for lake agara or ulsoor, my fav spots when I visit Bengaluru 4 likesReply
lol1409 How did you know I was planning to go boating to dump all the excuses I collect at outreach? Reply
brtjohns Can they be composted instead 1 likeReply
lol1409 The people? Sure.Reply
lol1409 With their excuses on top.Reply
lil-chickpea I’ve managed to get people to add plant milk to their diet, but they still think they need both 🙄. 2 likesReply
lol1409 Same. So hard to talk people into weaning. Harder than meat, honestly. Absurd. 1 likeReply
veggieassassin Lovely presentation 😍1 likeReply
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