Review of Birthday Cake Dairy-free - Halo Top Creamery by nubsoftheplants

The bad experience began when my sister offered me some mystery ice cream with a mysterious smile. She claimed it to be good, but her smile told me otherwise. I decided to try it, to see how bad it was, but never would I have expected such a revolting taste to haunt my afternoon. I decided to write this review to protect innocent, unsuspecting people from a tragic fate that is Halo Top Birthday Cake. The first thing I noticed when I reluctantly tasted the death ice cream was a disgusting taste that reminded me of my early days when I ate large quantities of play dough. After that awful experience, I thought the pain was over, but next up was an overwhelming taste of coconut milk that made me want to puke. The aftertaste is so horrible I can hardly write about it, but the public health could be at stake with this new horror. Here goes. I couldn’t possibly think anything could be worse than the play doh or the coconut milk, but the next thing that my taste buds had the misfortune of tasting was the supposedly non edible, overwhelming, revolting, disgusting taste of bubble juice. You may not think it is that bad, but believe me, don’t try it yourself. I don’t even think this cold torture should be legal. It is downright disgusting and please, please get some other tasty treat that doesn’t make people want to cry mercy.