Review of Pizza La Pertutti at Grosso Napoletano by theandalusianqueer

It tasted like ✨nothingness✨. I could only taste the tomato sauce. I actually thought that I had covid or something, but no, it tasted like nothing to my brother too.

They didn't used violife, they use another small business vegan cheese, but omg, it didn't even had any significant texture. And the meat was like unsavoury tvp, just use heura or next level burger. The best thing was the marinated tomatoes.

Now, the dough, it tasted very good, but it was VERY chewy, and my jaw is shit bc of health issues, so it hurts. My brother says that Neapolitan pizza is like this, so we can confirm, I do not like this kind of pizza, that's on me tho, not their fault. Oh, and it was very thin, I said to my brother "it is thin, like a used condom", and he did not, in fact, liked my analogy.

Overall, very disappointing.