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safaridynamite

safaridynamite

Honest vegan that values meat tasting mock meats

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photo of Beyond Sushi (W 37th Street) Spicy "Tuna" shared by @safaridynamite on  24 Aug 2021 - review

Was completely blown away. Before going vegan I knew the hardest things to give up were chicken and then spicy tuna rolls. How can you replicate the raw flesh of an animal? However eating this sushi roll brought me back, more

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photo of Two Boots Vegan Meat the Mets shared by @safaridynamite on  24 Aug 2021 - review

I thought it tasted like real meat except for the vegan pepperoni, loved the chicken and cheese crumbles. The crust was traditional NY style which is what I was going for. However I felt it was lacking something, it definitely more

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photo of Leguminati Chick'n Parm Crunch shared by @safaridynamite on  01 Oct 2020 - review

The "chicken" parm crunch is pretty okay, leaning more on good than bad. I am a little biased, however, because chicken parm is my favorite food and I've had A LOT in my life, so I judge chicken parm pretty harshly, even more

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photo of Kiko Japanese Cuisine Sushi Roll shared by @safaridynamite on  30 Sep 2020 - review

I love sushi A LOT and I am so amazed with all of the vegan options. Call ahead of time just to double check what you are ordering is vegan, since their menu says vegetarian sushi. They also have vegan spicy Mayo (that tastes more

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photo of Dharma Fine Vittles The Orange Bird shared by @safaridynamite on  30 Sep 2020 - review

This tastes incredibly and eerily similar to a real sloppy joe. Don't downplay it though, it's SUPER good and my meat loving friend who told a bite said that he loved it. It's not really filling though, especially for the price

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photo of Viet-Nomz Winter Park Vegetarian Pho shared by @safaridynamite on  30 Sep 2020 - review

I named the dish vegetarian because there isn't a specific dish called "vegan pho", but this is a vegan review. I did the build your own with vegetarian broth and double crispy tofu as a protein. When I went vegan I was more

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photo of Ethos Vegan Kitchen Cuban Sandwich shared by @safaridynamite on  30 Sep 2020 - review

Good and tastes meaty. Gonna be real I don't even know what a Cuban sandwich tastes like but I think it would taste like this. If you are a meat lover or value good meat tasting alternatives, I feel like no one would be more

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photo of Ethos Vegan Kitchen Garlic Knots shared by @safaridynamite on  30 Sep 2020 - review

Yea, this is awesome. It is funny how people cannot believe that baked goods or pastries can be vegan, but this legit tastes like the real deal. If you order this you won't be disappointed

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photo of Ethos Vegan Kitchen Mac n' Cheese n' Peas shared by @safaridynamite on  30 Sep 2020 - review

Not going to lie, this did taste a little weird. It had small elements of cheesiness to it but overall, it definitely tasted like fake cheese. I never really cared for Mac n' Cheese before going vegan, but even then I was more

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photo of Dharma Fine Vittles Cheesy Homies shared by @safaridynamite on  30 Sep 2020 - review

Man, am I so glad to have ordered this. I have not been vegan long, but so far this is the cheesiest "cheese" I have encountered. I love potatoes, and since this tasted like real cheese, I love this side! I don't even want more

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